When Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt got together, Wondertwins style, joined genitals, and created a fleet of genetically flawless offspring, we didn't question it. We just assumed it was natural selection at work, and we were witnessing a more beautiful species emerge. But never did we think that another couple could emerge to rival the physical perfection of Brangelina. But we may have a contender, according to our own personal gossip geneticist, Female First:
Megan Fox is reportedly dating Robert Pattinson. The 'Transformers' actress - who split from fiance Brian Austin Green last month - was spotted cosying up to the 'Twilight' star at West Hollywood's Palihouse hotel.
A witness said: "They met up at the bar. They were both drinking - Stella Artois for Rob, merlot for Megan. At first they were seated at a table, but then they switched it up and sat on a couch for maximum closeness."
Megan, 22, and Robert, also 22, were both staying at the hotel, and were spotted at the bar together on a subsequent evening. A source said: "They were flirting, laughing and drinking."
It seems Megan has had a change of heart since last month's Oscars ceremony, where she snubbed Robert when he tried to approach her.
Megan's got the tattoos and the witchy freak-girl appeal of Jolie, and R-Pattz has the golden boy aura of Pitt plus the 7th grade girl fantasy of a guy who might passionately kill you but won't try to take your virtue. Plus they have youth on their side. Factor in no brother-frenching or Paltrow-humping and we've found ourselves a new untouchable couple!
