CNW Junk Drawer: Britney? Is it You?

Published on Thursday November 13, 2008 11:13 AM CST
• Promo pic for the new Britney Spears album is more airbrushed than a T-shirt at the county fair. (Drunken Stepfather)

• Is Lindsay Lohan on the sauce again? Does the pope shit in the woods? (Celebitchy)

• Check it out: pictures of Harry Potter's hairy peter. (Cityrag)

Hugh Hefner is like a father to Kendra Wilkinson. A father who joggles her fake jugs. (Anything Hollywood)

• Joe Jonas dumped Taylor Swift for Camilla Belle. He has a very difficult life. (Yeeeah!)

Scarlett Johansson on the cover of some nerd mag with glasses and big old jiggly cleavage. (The Blemish)

• The Adrienne Bailon nude pics were faked, but that doesn't mean you can't still masturbate to them. The glass, it's always half full with us. (Pop on the Pop)

Kristen Bell bikini pics. Veronica Mars is out of this world! God, that was so clever!!!! (Egotastic)

Hugh Jackman make a tinkle in his drawers onstage. Awwww, just like Fergie! (IMDb)

Published November 13, 2008 jason jason