HEIGL HEARTS CROTCH, BIEL IS EASY

Published on Tuesday October 14, 2008 03:00 PM CST

Two more new posters. First, via Empire, the folks behind Easy Virtue seem to have taken a put-lots-of-clothes-on-the-hot-chick and make-her-look-super-old kind of approach to their poster. And no, I have no idea why the f-ck there’s a chihuahua on it either.

Meanwhile, The Ugly Truth, an awful-sounding rom-com starring Katherine Heigl and Gerard Butler, has gone a simpler route. Katherine Heigl loves balls in her face, it seems to imply. In fact, next time you see her, just pin her down and squat over her while you dangle your wrinkly ball bag all up on her forehead and nose and lips and shit. She’ll try to protest, but that’s part of the game. She loves it. She’s just a really good actress.

Source: FilmDrunk
Published October 14, 2008 juicyuk juicyuk